penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
crowbara: fwugradiation: A long time ago,...
jefficiency asked: you are not 16 anymore you lying piece of shit
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
syupon: tamaraldbrennan: Who are you Whats your favorite color Favorite ship Favorite ice cream flavor Do you have a cat Thank reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns: thechroniclesofrin: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape. ...
shutitalldown: “find a wife” “have babies” ding dong you are wrong
Ugh fucking shoot me, im heading to graduation rehersal, this is gonna tale forever and im going to petition to walk with a girl and they will throw a fucking fit over it im sure.
iamtonysexual: i KNEW you WERE trouble when you walked iiIIIiiiiiin now i’m
slydig: best post in tumblr
sharkieboo: there is a small list of people i wouldn’t be able to survive without and if something terrible happened to them i would feel like giving up i live and put so much effort into my life just for the people i love
sharkieboo: i just its so hard for me to make friends because everyone either scares me, or makes me uncomfortable and if i get past my barrier to where i really like you, you become so precious to me that i would literally do anything for you to make you happy
Drinking almost seems better than dealing with relationship problems..im terrible with people i dont know why i thought id be good with other people.
I have a serious problem.
My “friends” have come to the realization that i cannot emotionally handle talking about Kiba from Road To Ninja, and how he is different. I actually just sobbed like 4 times. This is NOT okay.
Having my friends come over at 11 at night to help me put anime onto my ps3. <3
HUNTER MY ASS
I just tried to get my cat to kill this big ass spider in the bathroom and she was more interested in the fucking toilet!!! IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE!
elfi3: here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me